Balayya Jokes

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Nuvvu T-shirt and short vesukoni velte....adi Yenda kaalam

Nuvvu godugu teesi kelte....adi vaana kaalam

Nuvvu sweater vesukoni velte...adi chali kaalam

Nuvvu Chiru cinema chuste .....neeku poye kaalam...

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Balayya sleeping on america road.

Police:who r u?

balayya:I am Simha.

Police put in american zoo by keeping d board "INDIAN Simha"

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Balayya went for an art exhibition.

He shouted at an art, Oh my god what a worst picture.

Exhibitor said, Excuse me sir it is a mirror.

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Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to

Suicide.

You know why?

He watched Mitrudu Movie of Balayya..

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House keeper: Sir Intlo unna"LIFE BOY"soap ekkada pettaru?

Balayya: Aarogyaniki manchidani indaka TV lo chepparu. anduke thinesa.

funny balayya....

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Where there is a will, there is away, where there is balakrishna there is no

other way.

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