Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher Student Jokes



Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".
Paul: I is the...
Teacher: No, Paul . You must say "I am" not "I is."
John: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.


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Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Neha
then what will u get????

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Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!


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Teacher  : What is further away, Australia or the Moon?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.


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Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!