Five Favourite Jewish Funnies

Five Favourite Jewish Funnies



    * The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers.  The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin


    * God, I know we are your chosen people, but couldn't you choose somebody else for a change? - Shalom Aleichem


    * I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason


    * A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle


    * When I bore people at a party, they think it is their fault.- Henry Kissinger