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Funny Definition of Marriage
* Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
* Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffe'ring'.
* Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
* Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
* Loosing a wife can be hard. But in my case, it was almost impossible.
* Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
* Eighty percent of married men cheat their wifes in America, rest of the men cheat their wifes in Europe.
* When a man kidnaps your wife, there is no better revenge than that to let him keep her.
* Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence; a life sentence.