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Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes
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Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
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Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king.
Boyfriend: I never knew you were a desendant of King Kong.
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parkulo Bhavani to kaburlu chebutunnaadu anand.
Anand: Bhavani, maa muttaatagaariki mugguru bhaaryalu. telusaa?
Bhavani: Alaagaa
Anand :Avunu. maa naannagaaru maatram ekapatneevratudu. vaariki maa amma okkarte.
Bhavani: Ayite mee vamshamlo adi kramakramangaa taggutu vastondannamaata. sorry Anand. Nenu ninnu pelli chesukolenu. Naaku nannu sukhapette bharta kaavaali.
Anand: Aa...
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Boyfriend: Do you thing I am a perfect idiot?.
Girlfriend: I keep telling you that you are not perfect.
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Boyfriend: How do I play the guitar?
Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boyfriend: Am I so good?
Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off.
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Boyfriend: I need to tell you a secret that I haven't told you so far: I a seeing a psychiatrist.
Girlfriend: Oh! I need to tell you a truth too. I am seeing a psychiatrist, plumber and a mechanic.
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Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.
Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.
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Man 1: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don't know what she would like. Give me a suggestion.
Man 2: Does she like you?
Man 1: Yes
Man 2: Then she would like anything.