Smile Please

I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart & intelligent freind.

Then God gifted me you and said.

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ITNE PAISE ME TO YAHI MILEGA.

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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or profit?

Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise .

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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !

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Teacher : Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student: A holiday

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Boy & Girl in restaurant.

Boy:-I Love u

Girl:-I dont Love u

Boy:- Think again?

Girl:-I told u. No no & no

Boy:-Ok!!!

Waiter,bring seperate bills.

Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too........

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....Smile Please