Funny Jokes in English
A Husband and wife were on an African Safari when a lion suddenly dragged Rabri with his jaws.
Wife: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Husband: Wait! Wait! Let me change the battery of my camera.
Two friends visit a Stadium.
First: Why are all these people running?
Second: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
First: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?
A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?"
The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"
Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.
Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.