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Funny Jokes in English

Funny Jokes in English

A Husband and wife were on an African Safari when a lion suddenly dragged Rabri with his jaws.

Wife: Shoot him, Shoot him!

Husband: Wait! Wait! Let me change the battery of my camera.

 

Two friends visit a Stadium.

First: Why are all these people running?

Second: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

First: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?

 

A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?"

The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"

 

Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.

Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.