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Funny Jokes About Titanic

Funny Jokes About Titanic

Presidents Ford, Reagan, Carter, Nixon and Clinton were on the Titanic. On that fateful night the ship hit an iceberg and began to sink.

Ford screamed, "What should we do?"

Reagan said, "Man the lifeboats."

Carter said, "Women first."

Nixon said, "Screw the women."

Clinton said, "Do you think we have time?"