Funny Jokes About Teenage Girls

Teen Girl to Friend: “For the prom, I’m renting a limo, spending $500 on a new dress and bringing in the best makeup artist in the state to do my hair.”

Teacher who has overheard the conversation: “Wow, that’s more than I spent for my wedding!”

Teen Girl: “Yeah, well you can get married three or four times, but a prom is a once in a lifetime experience.”

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A teenage girl at the perfume counter...

A teenage girl shopped at the mall and stopped at the perfume counter.

She sees, “My Sin”, “Desire”, and “Ecstasy”.

She says to the salesperson, “I don't want to get emotionally involved...I just want to smell nice.”

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Once a girl was running here and there.

The guard of the colony was looking at her.

Guard: Why are you running here and there?

Girl: I am running away from my house.

Guard: But you have been running here and there from a lot of time.

Girl: Yes, that's because I am not allowed to get out from my colony.