A short Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license.
Funny joke of the day First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters.
On the bottom row were these letters: 'C Z W I N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked.
'Read it?' the Polish guy replied - 'I know the fellow.