Classic Funny Short Story
My sister's eldest boy liked nothing better than to sit on his grandfather's knee and have stories read to him.
One day after a story about Noah's ark, and how Noah led pairs of animals to the safety of the ark.
The little boy asked, 'Granddad, you are very old, were you in Noah's ark?' Gosh no' , said Granddad.'
In that case, how come you didn't drown when the flood came?'