Childrens Day Special Funny Jokes

Joke 1: Which country has banned Children's Day forever? China because they have to give away too many gifts!

Joke 2: Who does not go to school on Children's Day? All the teachers in the world. They really deserve a break because for them everyday is Children's day.

Joke 3: Why is Children's day a redundant concept? With 3 babies being born every second in the world, everyday should be Children's day. Why have a special day for it?

Joke 4: Why is Children's day great for bachelors? This is because when you wish the children, their mummies become happy!

Joke 5: If all the children in the world go on strike, what will be their slogan for revolution? The children of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your canes!

Joke 6: Teacher asks student; 'What is the first mischief you will do this Children's day?' Student replies; 'Nothing. I am on leave today.'