Ram gopal varma who always stay connected with pessimism is now on twitter with some successive  posts about teachers day. Here are few for you. Take a look.

RGV on Teachers Day

I cant say 'Happy teachers day' cos there wasn't a single day I was happy with my teachers

If teachers strive to make their students hav successful careers hw cm they themselves hav such unsuccessful careers

I heard of successful engineers successful doctors successful many other things but never about a successful teacher

I dont rmmbr a single student who aspired 2 b a teacher so tht he cn spend the rest of his life teaching a class room full of mostly nerds

If someone takes off from Karan johar's Student of the year and makes Teacher of the year it will become the Disaster of the year

Teacher's day is students plot to keep the teachers morale happy in their low paid miserable jobs so that they can hog all the better jobs

A teacher on a human level has to be an idiot if he feels happy and not jealous about his student reaching higher levels

Come to think of it in the days of Google what does a teacher teach anyway? I'd rather celebrate 'Happy Google Day'

I never listened to my teachers sat in back bench reading comics nd novels nd became the most successful of my class .