Benefits of Being Female Joke

* We can get a day off from male bosses just by hinting at "female trouble."

* When we buy a vibrator, it's sexy. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic.

* Taxis stop for us.

* We get free drinks just for showing up.

* Condoms don't make us lose sensation.

* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

* We have the ability to dress ourselves.

* We can talk to men without picturing them naked.

* Occasionally, chocolate really can solve all our problems.

* Gay men don't make us uncomfortable, unless they're better dressed than we are.

* We'll never regret piercing our ears.

* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.