Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes

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Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

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Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king.

Boyfriend: I never knew you were a desendant of King Kong.

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Boyfriend: Do you thing I am a perfect idiot?.

Girlfriend: I keep telling you that you are not perfect.

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Boyfriend: How do I play the guitar?

Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.

Boyfriend: Am I so good?

Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off.

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Boyfriend: I need to tell you a secret that I haven't told you so far: I a seeing a psychiatrist.

Girlfriend: Oh! I need to tell you a truth too. I am seeing a psychiatrist, plumber and a mechanic.