బాయ్స్ కంటే గర్ల్స్ తెలివైనవాళ్ళు

Boys: " Haven't we met before?"
Girls: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Boys: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girls: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Boys: "Is this seat empty?"
Girls: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Boys: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Girls: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Boys: "Your place or mine?"
Girls: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Boys: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Girls: "It's in the phone book."

Boys: "But I don't know your name."
Girls: "That's in the phone book too."

Boys: "So what do you do for a living?"
Girls: "I'm a female impersonator."

Boys: "I know how to please a woman ."
Girls: "Then please leave me alone."

Boys: "I want to give myself to you."
Girls: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Boys: "I can tell that you want me."
Girls: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."

Boys: "Hey Cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Girls: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Boys: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Girls: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

Boys: "Your body is like a temple."
Girls: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Boys: "I'd go through anything for you."
Girls: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Boys: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Girls: "Yes, but would you stay there ?"