Ways to Recognize A Desi Engineer

* Your wife hasn't got the foggiest idea what you do at work.

* You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.

* You stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE.

* Your IQ is lower than your weight.

* You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

* You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.

* You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your car tires.

* You're aware that computers are actually only good for playing games.

* You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside.