Three Drunks Arrived at the Railway Station

Three drunks arrived at the railway station only a few seconds before the train was due to leave.

Seeing that they were almost incapable, the friendly stationmaster helped them into the train, He managed to get two in before the train pulled out, and turned apologetically to the one who had been left behind.
“I am sorry, mister, he said “I wish I could have got you aboard the train”.
‘Yes,’ replied the third drunk. “My friends will be pretty sorry too. They came to see me off.