Temperance Lecture Joke

The temperance lecturer decided to give practical demonstration of the power and danger of drink.

Holding a glass of whisky he took a wriggling worm from a jar and dropped it in the liquor.

The worm wriggled in agony for a few seconds, then died. “There you see?” said the lecturer triumphantly.

That is what whisky does to your inside. Now is there any question?”

A little old lady at the back of the hall stood up and asked, “Where can I get a couple of bottles of that stuff? I have been troubled with worms for years.”