Student Teacher Jokes

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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my

age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: Where does God live?

Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are

you still in there?'

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Teacher:"What is your name?".

Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.

" Student:"My name is Sunlight."

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Teacher: What is the fullform of maths.

Student: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students