Short Funny Jokes

Find the funny questions and answers in shorts. that could fit a text in funny jokes.

Lady: Is this my train?

Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I meant to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

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Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy : It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.

Girl : Well that is because we aren’t married yet.

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Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear!

Girl: Would you die for me ?

Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!

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One man was searching for something in his safe for hours.

Wife : What are you searching for?

Husband : I give up. I was searching for our marriage papers.

Wife : But why?

Husband : I was searching for the expiry dates!!!