Really Funny Jokes

Sleeping student

he teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.

The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

Inebriated judge

An inebriated judge returned to court after a long lunch. In the first case, a man is charged with drunk driving who pleaded not guilty.

"I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.

The judge said, "In that case, you are sentenced to 45 days."

Little Susie

Little Susie, a six year old , complained:”Mother, I’ve got a stomach ache.”

“That’s because our stomach is empty”, the mother replied.

“You would feel better if you had something in it.” That afternoon her daddy came complaining that he had a severe headache all day.

Just what you wanted to hear

A well-endowed adolescent girl has severe cold and goes to see a doctor for examination.

The doctor who was standing behind the girl, leaned over her shoulder with a stethoscope to his ears and said, "Big breaths".

The young girl, hesitated for a moment, and then replied, "I know, and to think I'm only 13!"