One Rainy Night

a taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolls to a stop, a figure leaps into the cab and slams the door.

Checking his rear view mirror, he is startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

“Where to?” he stammers.

“Union Station,” answers the woman.

“Ok” he says, taking a long glance in the mirror.

The woman catches him staring and asks, “What the hell are you looking at?”

“Well ma’am, I noticed that you’re completely naked, and I was just wondering how you’ll pay your fare.”

The woman spreads her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiles at the driver and says, “Does this answer your question?” 

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asks, “Got anything smaller?”