Medical Treatment Joke

A man has been undergoing medical treatment, and meets with his doctor to review some tests.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but I have bad news. Your condition is now incurable, and you have only 6 months to live. I recommend you get your affairs in order.

Man: That's terrible! Isn't there anything you can do? Surely there's some treatment!

Doctor: No, we've been using the best available medicines, and they aren't working.

Man: I'll try anything...what about experimental treatments?

Doctor: There aren't any for your disease, I'm afraid.

Man, desperate: Maybe alternate medicine??

Doctor, impatient: Well, I don't believe in that stuff, but if you insist...you can go to the spa up the road everyday and get a mud bath.

Man: Really? That will help?

Doctor: No, but it will get you used to dirt.