Los Angeles Police Department Joke | Los Angeles Police Jokes | Cop Jokes

Home » Comedy Stories » Los Angeles Police Department Joke

Los Angeles Police Department Joke

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The President decides to give them a test.

He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.

They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses.

After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.

The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.

The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Disclaimer:

All content included on this TeluguOne.com Portal including text, graphics, images, videos and audio clips, is the property of ObjectOne Information Systems Ltd. or our associates, and protected by copyright laws. The collection, arrangement and assembly of all content on this portal/ related channels is the exclusive property of ObjectOne Information Systems Ltd. or our associates and protected copyright laws.

You may not copy, reproduce, distribute, publish, display, perform, modify, create derivative works, transmit, or in any other way exploit any part of copyrighted material without permission from ObjectOne Information Systems Ltd or our associates.