Laughter is the best medicine

Dancing Chicken

Wife and husband were talking while having the dinner..

Wife : Today i was cooking chicken, when i added hara dhaniya, guess what happened.

Husband : what happened?

Wife : Chicken start dancing and singing “hum pe ye kisne hara rang daala...maar daala..”

Husband stops eating and starts looking at the chicken piece.

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Sardar proposed a Girl

Sardar proposed a Girl......

Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'.........

'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR. replied sardar.

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Reservation on Moon

" We are sending Indians to the moon next year..! " said Indian prime minister.

" Wow! How many..? " replied US president.

Then Indian prime minister said...7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs & 1 Astronaut...

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Funny Man in Coffee Bar

A Funny man & his wife go to a coffee house.

Funny man buys 2 cups of coffee.

Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold .. said funny man.

But why...? asked wife.

They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee.

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The Common thing

Teacher asked what is common between Gandhi, Nehru and Jesus..?

All of them were born on Indian central govt holidays...replied student.