Latest Funny Jokes 2013

In a closed circle of friends (middle aged group) someone mentioned about the secret of financial prosperity of a smelly country like Japan.

The secret is that there is cottage industry in every home something or the other is being produced in every home. That makes the country rich.

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Was Papa the first man who ever proposed to you, Mama?”

“Yes; but why do you ask?”

“I was just thinking that you might have done better if you had shopped around a little more.”

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The mother of a large family lined up her children.

“Now, the one who obeys me the quickest and does exactly as he’s told without arguing will get a rupee at the end of the week”.

“It ‘s not fair,” said the youngest after some thought.

“Daddy’ I win easily”

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I challenged my friend that if he is able to eat one hundred Gulabjamuns. I were ordered and the friend ate all the hundred, and got a hundred rupee note also. I asked, “Well, it is good, that you have won the bet, but I cannot understand why you asked for an hour’s time. He replied, “I had gone home to do rehearsal whether I can eat that number”