Labor Pains

Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a new experimental drug that allows the woman to transfer 2 5 % of the pain to the father. The husband feels really bad for his wife so he decides they will try it.
The wife takes the pill and a few minutes later the husband says, " I don't feel a thing. You women are babies. Take another pill I can handle this. So the wife takes another pill. Same thing happens. Her husband tells her to take another pill. Same thing. By now she has transferred 7 5 % of her pain to her
husband. She is feeling a little pain but her husband is still feeling nothing. He is convinced that women are complete wuses.
He tells her, " Take another pill. This isn't hurting me at all. Let me take all the pain away. So she does. Now they are both feeling great.
A few hours later, the wife gives birth to a beautiful baby boy.
The next day they take their newborn son home, and there they find the mailman dead on the doorstep.