Jokes in English

Man: My wife is short temper & she also scare of water.

Friend: how do you know?

Man: Today when i went home, she was in bath tub with the security guard. !!

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Dad: Son, this time I expect 80 percent marks in your final examination.

Son: No dad, I'll manage 100 percent.

Dad: Don't joke with me.

Son: Who started it, dad?

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Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.

Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?

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10th student : Board me failure ki vajah se suicide.

12th student :  Pcm me Percentage kam hone ki vajah se suicide.

Engineering student : Unexpectedly exam mein PASS hone ki over excitement se heart fail.

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Girl: Mom... Can i go for a walk for some Fresh Air ?

Mom: yes sure! But ask ur 'Fresh Air' to drop u home before 9:00 p.m xP xD!!