Joke Of The Day

There is a common question " Why did Chicken Cross The Road ? ". Now Lets See How The SCIENTISTS ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION.

* Why did the chicken cross the road?

Alexander Graham Bell: To get to the nearest phone.

* Why did the chicken cross the road?

Robert Boyle: She had been under too much pressure at home.

* Why did the chicken cross the road?

Marie Curie: She was radiating with enthusiasm as she crossed the road.

* Why did the chicken cross the road?

Nicolaus Copernicus: Despite the evidence of you senses I can show that itis mathematically simpler to describe it as the road passing under the chicken.

* Why did the chicken cross the road?

C. J. Doppler: For its effect on passer-bys.

* Why did the chicken cross the road? Thomas Edison: She thought it would be an illuminating experience

* Why did the chicken cross the road?

Richard Feynman: It didn't cross the road to the other side. It actuallycame back to where it started but was momentarily moving backward in time.

* Why did the chicken cross the road?

Jean Foucault: It didn’t. The rotation of the earth made it appear to cross.

* Why did the chicken cross the road?

Karl Gauss: Because of the magnetic personality of the rooster on theother side.

* Why did the chicken cross the road?

Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.