Humorous Funny Animals Jokes

Two snakes are talking.

One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?"

The other replays, "Yes,why?..."

"I just bit ma lip."

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6 Dogs Running on a Road.

1 Dog Ask Hum Sab Bhag Kyu Rahe Hai?

2' Said "Bagal Wali Gali me Naya Khamba Laga Hai. Chalo Susu

Kar K Aate Hai

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A pig fell in love with a hen.

Oneday they kissed each other..

Next day pig died of Bird Flu and bird died of Swineflu.

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In Newzealand, there is a baby born.

His weight is 80kg. It increased upto280kg in 15days.

Incredible!!! but true because Baby was an "Elaphant"

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There once was a chicken that wanted to cross the road.

On the other side of the road was a man. T

he chicken asked who are you? The man replied "Bond, James Bond.:"

The man then asked the chicken, "who are you?"

The chicken replied "Ken, Chick Ken"

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A dog goes into a hardware store and says "I'd like a job please."

The hardware store owner says "We don't hire dogs. Why don't you join the circus?"

The dog replies, "What would the circus want with a plumber?"