Funny Love Quotes

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."

"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate."

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."

"The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else."

"It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them."

"Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary: I humbly pray to heaven above that I love the man I marry."

"I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you."

"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."

"If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty."