Funny Indian Political Quotes

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* ''You know nothing for sure...except the fact that you know nothing for sure.'' —President John Kennedy

* The Democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller, and get the chickweed out of your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.'' —P.J. O'Rourke, 'Parliament of Whores'

* ''Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.'' —Lyndon Johnson

* ''If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?'' —Abraham Lincoln

* ''He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I ever met.''—Abraham Lincoln, referring to a lawyer

* ''Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.'' —Lyndon Johnson

* ''I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.'' —Ronald Reagan

* ''Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.'' —President John Kennedy

* ''Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.'' — Groucho Marx

* ''Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.''—Mark Twain