Cowboy Wisdom Quotes

* Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

* If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

* When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

* The best way to have a quiche for dinner is to make it up and put it in the oven to bake at 325 degrees. Meanwhile, get out a large T-bone, grill it, and when it's done, eat it. As for the quiche, continue to let it bake, but otherwise ignore it.

* There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.

* Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

* Never miss a good chance to shutup.