Chiru Jokes

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1. Mr. Chiranjeevi, what is your opinion on the polls and the results?

Chiru Ans: House pasting no festival...

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2. How do you see yourself 5 years from now?

Chiru Ans: In front Crocodiles festival...

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3. What is your opinion on the allegations levelled against your brother-

in-law Mr. Allu Aravind?

Chiru Ans: House thief, even Lord Esvara can not catch

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4. How do you feel about the 18 seats your party won in the elections?

Chiru Ans: What ever you get is the dowry for dead persons marriage

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5. What do you have to say about not winning even a single parliament

seat?

Chiru Ans: All for our good..

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6. Are you planning to go and act in movies?

Chiru Ans: Wants to, but you see flower selling place, no wood selling..

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7. How do you explain your criticism against TDP when in fact you both are

fighting the ruling party?

Chiru Ans: I am guruvinda...

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8: Means?

Chiru Ans: Guruvinda doesn't see the black on the back. Same like me..

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9. What motivated you to plunge into politics?

Chiru Ans: Brothers and brother-in-laws interest

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10. How do you feel now about entering politics?

Chiru Ans: Enki's marriage, subbi's death anniversary.

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11. Do you think the 17 MLAs won on your party nomination will stick with

you?

Chiru Ans: Born daughter after 18 years, jump jilani. 18 MLAs after one year

jump jilani

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12. But that 18 includes you. Do you mean to say...

Chiru Ans: When movie flop jump to America. Now Jump to Assam..

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13. Then what about party cadre?

Chiru Ans: What cadre?