Budugu vs Teacher Comedy

Teacher : What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Budugu : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

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Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world?

Bugudu : ZEBRA

Teacher : How?

Bugudu : 'coz it is Black & White

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Teacher: What is the full form of maths.

Bugudu : Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students

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Teacher : Bugudu, give me a sentence starting with "I."

Bugudu : I is..

Teacher : No, Bugudu Always say, "I am."

Bugudu : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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Teacher : Bugudu you are attending an interview in Software Company.

Bugudu : Yes Medam.

Teacher : There Manager are aksing Do U know MS Office? then what do you reply?

Bugudu : If U give me the address I 'll go there sir.