Teacher Student Jokes

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Teacher : What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher : What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then

what virtue would I be showing ?

Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji s hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No mam! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher:Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?

Sunny:Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.

Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny:As old as I am.

Teacher:How is it possible?

Sunny:He became father only after I was born.