Life Insurance Agent Joke

Life insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight.

If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know."

"You ought to feel highly honored," said the businessman to the life insurance agent, "so far today I have had my secretary turn away seven insurance agents."

"Yes, I know," replied the agent, "I'm them."