Doctor Patient Jokes

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee

- OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your

finger!"

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Patient:Doctor I am feeling sever itching, give me a medicine please.

Doctor:Take this slip to the medical shop.

Patient:If i use this medicine,i can slove this itching.

Doctor:I gave this for growing your nails for scratching.

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Patient: How much do you charge for extracting a tooth?

Doctor: Fifty rupees.

Patient: Fifty ruppes, for only a few second's work?

Doctor: Well, I will do it very slowly.

Patient: How much is for the operation?

Doctor: Rupees on thousand. Patient: But it was a serious one.

Doctor: Nonsense. You can't buy a serious operation for Rupees one

Thousand now-a days.

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