Tintumon Jokes in English

Tintumon’s First Interview Interviewer:

“Tell me opposite words.. COOL”

Tintumon: “Hot”

Interviewer: Girl

Tintumon: “Boy”

Int: ” India ”

Tintu: ” Pakistan ”

Int: “Good Keep it up”

Tintumon: “Bad Put it down”

Int: “Stop It”

Tintumon: “Start that”

Int: “Idiot Get Out”

Tintumon: “Clever Come in”

Int: “Oh my God”

Tintumon: “Oh your devil”

Int: “I rejected You”

Tintumon: “You appointed Me”

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Teacher: If you are in moon, what will be your weight

a) increase

b)decrease

c) no change

d) can not be predicted…

Tintumon: Decrease Teacher: why Tintumon: you will not get good food!!

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Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.

Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?

Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.

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Tintumon: Dad , there is a small PTA meeting at my school tomorrow …..

Dad: Tintu , What do you mean by a small PTA meeting ???

Tintumon : It is …. . Just You , me and The Principal !!!