Student Went to the College Infirmary

Student Went to the College Infirmary


A student went to the college infirmary because he was suffering from constipation.
The doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later, he returned because the suppositories weren't working.
"Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked. 
"What do you think I've been doing," he replied angrily, "shoving them up my butt!?"