PAHALE HAATH MEIN LO,

FIR SEEDHA KARO,

FIR THOOK LAGAO,

FIR ANDAR GHUSAO,

TIGHT HAI NAHI GAYA?

FIR THOOK LAGAO,

FIR ANDAR GHUSAO,

KITNA MUSKIL HAI NA......
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SUI (NEEDLE) ME DHAGA DALNA!!!!!

HA! HA!! HA!!!!!! HAAAA

how come

Rich man to Poor man:" how come you have! got a big pe...s ?"

Poor man: " because when I was a little boy I have no other toy to play with !"

What is

What is the long thing that has a hole

at the tip & being inserted into a deep,

slimy, hairy hole and can make u feel better ?

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....... VICKS INHALER ! U Dirty MIND

Pura andar gaya

Boy: " Pura andar gaya ?"
Madam: "Haan gaya.."

Boy: " Dard hua kya ?"
Madam: "Bahut hua"

Boy: "koi baat nahi! doosra sandal try kartay hai madam! "