Terrrific quotes

Love is photogenic it needs darkness to develop.

A good discussion is like a miniskirt, Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject!

Children in backseats cause accidents, Accidents in backseats cause children!

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep!

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!

"Hard work never killed anybody", But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)

"Work fascinates me", I can sit and watch it for hours!

God made relatives, Thank God we can choose our friends.

My girlfriend ran away with my best friend and I really am sorry for him!