A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself. 

As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?" 

Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee" 

Police : "No PP here okay ? Follow me." 

The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around. 

Police: "PP here..... and have a nice day". 

Pakistani tourist : "Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?"

Police: "No.......this is The Pakistani Embassy!"