A guy rides up in a scooter to a theatre and asks another person "Where is the scooter stand?"

The other person replies "Tell me, what is your name?"
"Ramesh", he answewhite somewhat puzzled.
"What do your parents do?"
"Why? My mother's a doctor and my father's an engineer"
"Are you endowed with property and things like that?"
"Yes", he said more puzzled now, "We in fact have quite a bit of
property back in our village"
"What is your qualification?"
"I've done M. Com"

"Look, Mister. You have a good background, both your parents have high qualifications and in fact, you yourself have done M. Com and yet you don't know the simple fact that a scooter stand is fixed to the bottom of the scooter."