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Telangana Jokes - KCR Jokes


KCR goes jogging and accidentally falls into a river.

Three boys see him fall and jump in and drag him out of the water. KCR is grateful.

“Boys, you’ve just saved the champion of Telangana. You deserve a reward. Ask for

anything you want.”

One boy says, “I’d like a ticket to Prasad’s Imax.”

“You got it,” says KCR.

“I'd like a pair of Nikes,” says another boy.

“I'll buy them myself and give them to you,” says KCR.

“And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," says the third boy.

“Son, you're not handicapped.”

“No, but I will be when people find out whom I saved from drowning.


KCR is invited to the USA by the Gujarati NRI Association. The president of the

association receives him at the Chicago airport and they get into the car to go to

the hotel. They start talking.

The NRI begins to say how hectic things have become in the USA.

“Is country mein techonology itni tarakkee ki ki yahan sab log shaadi e-mail se kar

lete hain.”

“Telangana mein to log female se shaadi karte hain.”


A politician dies and goes to heaven. He stands in front of Yama and sees a huge

wall of clocks behind him.

“What are all those clocks?”

“Those are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the

hands on your Lie Clock move."

"Oh. Whose clock is that?"

“That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved."

“And whose is that?”

"That's Abraham Lincoln's. The hands have only moved twice."

"Where's KCR’s clock?”

"It’s in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan.”


KCR runs into the departure lounge of LA International Airport to take a flight to

Shamshabad. He jumps the queue at check-in. The officer stops him,

“Wait, sir!”

“65 kg," says KCR.

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