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    Funny Interview Jokes - 1


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    Officer : What Is Your Name ?

    Candidate : M P. Sir

    Officer : Tell Me Properly

    Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

    Officer : Your Father's Name ?

    Candidate : M P. Sir

    Officer : What Does That Mean ?

    Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir

    Officer : Your Native Place

    Candidate : M P. Sir

    Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?

    Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir

    Officer : What Is Your Qualification?

    Candidate : M P. Sir

    Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?

    Candidate : Metric Pass

    Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?

    Candidate : M P. Sir

    Officer : And What Does That Mean ?

    Candidate : Money Problem Sir

    Officer : Describe Your Personality

    Candidate : M P. Sir

    Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly

    Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir

    Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now

    Candidate : M P. Sir

    Officer : What Is It Now

    Candidate : My Performance....?

    Officer : Mp !!!

    Candidate : What Is That Sir..?

    Officer : Mentally Puncture

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    Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab

    University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.

    One common Question was asked to all 4 of them.

    INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

    YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

    HARVARD Guy : It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes

    instantly in Your mind.

    MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

    SANTA SINGH : Its Loose motion

    INTERVIEWER : (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

    SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the

    Worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON

    THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

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    There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study

    course. He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was

    to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the

    interviewer found this

    boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The

    interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

    "Tell me your choice," said he to the boy, "What's your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."

    The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is ONE real difficult

    question."

    "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the man on

    the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?"

    The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: "It's the DAY,

    sir."

    "How???????" the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to

    himself.)

    "Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult

    question!"

    Admission for the course was thus secured.


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