Some Good Quotes By The Comedians

Some Good Quotes By The Comedians

some of the best comedian quotes, funny quotes by great famous comedians.

* "Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?" -John Mendoza

* Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second." -Steven Wright

* "I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight." -Rita Rudner

* "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." -Paul Rodriguez

* "I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." -Lily Tomlin