Sardarji Latest Jokes

Sardarji Latest Jokes

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Sardar Answers in an interview

Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job.

Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job.

Santa singh says, “OK, next time we will apply together.” and they do.

On interview day, Santa singh says, “First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions.

Then you go in and answer everything and You will get the Job.

 Interview of sardar So, Santa goes in.

EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?

SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.

EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?

SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.

EMPLOYER: OK. What’s India’s population?

SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you, Sir.

Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh.

Banta Singh (True SARDAR that he is) remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in now.

EMPLOYER: When were you born?

BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.

EMPLOYER: What? Who is your father? Interview of sardar2

BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.

EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr. Banta?

BANTA: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.

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Brilliant Sardarji !!!

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap. The American said that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $500.”

This gets the sardar’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this! torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question, “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The Sardar doesn’t say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.

“Okay,” says the American, “Your turn.”

So the Sardar asks, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”

The American thinks about it. No answer. Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.

No answer!

He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress.

No answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers. Checks the input. All to no avail!

Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500. The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.

The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep!