Night at the Casino
Two old friends, Bob and Harvey, happened to meet after a very long time and were very pleased to see each other. Bob, who was constantly chewing something, asked Harvey how he was doing and Harvey updated him on his personal life and career.
Then Harvey asked Bob what was going on in his life. Bob, still chewing, replied, "There's a big screw-up in my life and nothing seems to be going right."
Harvey asked, "Why, what happened?"
Bob replied, "I went to Las Vegas last weekend. You know how regularly I go there to play at the casino. I carried $2000 with me into the casino and kept $200 in my driving license that I left behind in my car. I wanted to play safe, in case I ran out of luck at the casino, I should have the money to get back home. So, I went inside the casino, bought my chips, found the roulette table and seated myself next to a sexy young lady. I made my first bet on 46, the number of my home, aiming 20 dollars."
Harvey asked, "And then?"
Bob continued, chewing constantly,"I won! I bet on 46 again and I was bang on target. I had made nearly $18000 and my adrenaline was pumping. I felt like I was in charge and all the people around the table came to congratulate me. I was on a high and I bet more than $20000 on 46.
Harvey says, "And?"
Bob, chewing furiously, replied, "This time it was a f*cking 13. Do you realize the kind of bad luck I had? If I had hit 46 again, I could have been settled for the rest of my life. That terrible unlucky 13 ruined my evening and the rest of the month.
Harvey feels sorry for his friend and says, "I know how you must have felt. It 's really to eat the balls. Bob, still chewing loudly, said, "What do you think I’m doing?"